I Let a Robot Name Coffee Blends
After Christmas and then a snow day, I’ve been at work two days of the last seven. I miss work. What can I say? I’m sick.
So I plugged a bunch of blend names from the top twenty or so roasters in the US (including Red Rock Roasters, obviously) into a predictive writing bot. The bot came up with Espresso Strata on its first try, so I’m very proud of it.
Here are some of my other favorites:
Black Big Hair Blend
Mocha of Big
Crazy Italian
Vienna Verona Veranda
Dickason's Prancing French Breakfast
Goat Trouble
Flying Cat Blend
Blond Bird
House Bender
Goat Magic
Crazy Flying Roadrunner
Out Prancing
And the three I'm considering using:
Blend Roast Espresso
Caffe Black Dark
House of Roast
With more data, I bet these will get funnier. But I’m already on to my next idea: bot-named coffee roasters.